Portland is known for being quirky, weird, and alternative, but did you know we have strip clubs that suit everyone's tastes? From over-the-top and gaudy to the intimate rock-n-roll vibes, Portland is full of great topless and fully nude spots to hang your hat, whether it's for a lunch break, night cap, or full evening out. Plus, they all serve food, and there are plenty of options in walking distance to Jupiter NEXT! But before you start your tour...
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When discussing Portland's illustrious strip club history, we have to start with Mary's Club, which has been "Portland's First Topless Bar" for over 60 years. With dive bar vibes and approachable dancers, Mary's is easily one of Portland's best. And it's a 15-minute walk across the river from Jupiter NEXT! They recently announced they'll be moving locations, so keep an eye out for more info on that timeline before heading downtown!
Sassy's is known for its dive-y atmosphere, great drinks, and gorgeous alternative dancers with incredible athletic prowess. This Portland original is a favorite for folks who just feel like grabbing a beer at a topless bar on a Tuesday night, or who prefer their dancers with a little extra Portland flair. Plus, it's only a few blocks away from Jupiter NEXT!
Sassy's Bar & Grill
We're no strangers to innovation over the last year or so, but once the pandemic hit, Lucky Devil Lounge defined the term "pivot" with an ingenious topless food delivery plan (initially called BooberEats, now Food2GoGo) and a drive-through strip club food pick-up experience. This solid crew of folks kept their groove going all year long, and now that things are somewhat back, we highly recommend stopping by their SE Portland location.
Lucky Devil Lounge
We can't call out the Steakhouse Strip Club without giving a shout to the Vegan Strip Club, too. For fairness's sake, we're highlighting both! Acropolis, best known for its wide selection of steak at deliciously low prices, will be sure to whet your appetite for fun. Casa Diablo, on the other hand, calls itself the World's 1st Vegan Strip Club. So no matter what your taste, Portland's clubs cater to everyone.
Acropolis Steakhouse | Casa Diablo
Now, you know we can't mention Portland strip clubs without calling out the gentlemen's gentleman's clubs, too! Silverado, previously called Flossies, is the largest Oregon gay men's bar. With the hottest male dancers this side of the Rockies, and a 365-day open schedule, Silverado cannot be missed -- and it's only about a 20 minute walk from the hotel!
Want to stay somewhere close to home? Check out Union Jack's, right next door to Jupiter NEXT! Stop in at Hey Love for a night cap, then head up to a room at Jupiter NEXT. Summer at Jupiter Hotel is unparalleled. All we need is YOU!
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